Total Medals Earned: 164 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,435 Points
Medals Earned: 24/63 (125/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Leo Plush!
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 34/34 (405/405 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
Complete the third level
Complete the fourth level
Complete the fifth level
Complete the sixth level
Complete the seventh level
Complete the eighth level
Complete the ninth level
Complete the tenth level
Complete the eleventh level
Complete the twelfth level
Complete the thirteenth level
Complete the fourteenth level
Complete the fifteenth level
Complete the sixteenth level
Complete the seventeenth level
Complete the eighteenth level
Complete the nineteenth level
Complete the twentieth level
Complete the twenty first level
Complete the twenty second level
Complete the twenty third level
Complete the final level
Die to blood
Die to a saw
Die to a cannon
Beat a previously set time
Die 10 times
Die 25 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Complete all levels
Unlock all medals
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Blast an enemy's head off!
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Complete the game without dying!